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December 15th, 2003

(no subject) @ 07:31 pm

Current Mood: annoyed annoyed
Current Music: Sister Machine Gun, Wired

You'd think that with the technical acumen at my company, that people could avoid pissing all over the fucking toilet seat - or at least be capable of wiping up afterwards. GRR!
 
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From:andr00
Date:December 15th, 2003 08:36 pm (UTC)
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From:bolteroo
Date:December 15th, 2003 08:59 pm (UTC)
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Yes--when I was at the UofM, I'd think to myself "You'd think college students would have learned how to pee into a toilet properly by now." But no...
And these I frequently find myself thinking "Well, you'd think law school students would have learned how to pee into a toilet properly by now." But no...
And I don't even want to know how women manage to miss the toilet!!! (Actually--I know...it's because they try to pee standing up because they won't to run the risk of sitting on a toilet seat that somebody else might have peed on--but you know what folks? If we all did it properly than nobody would have anything to worry about!)
Sorry--went off on a little rant there...
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From:aceofkittens
Date:December 15th, 2003 09:39 pm (UTC)
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I get over-excited sometimes, ok!?! Waah, now everyone knows my dirty secret.

Oh wait. Never mind! :)
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From:jenicided
Date:December 15th, 2003 11:05 pm (UTC)
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I just dry heaved. Twice even.
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From:iphy
Date:December 15th, 2003 11:30 pm (UTC)

It's weirder when you know them.

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I've got a best buddy, from college, who comes to visit me sometimes. And, whenever he is visiting there is always inordinate amount of pee and public hair (it seems inordinate to me, anyway) on the toilet. He lifts the seat, which is good. But, for some reason, knowing it is your extremely intelligent, professional scientist, friend who is the idiot who cannot pee in the toilet is ... weird.

Also, he's short. So I want to know what's up with his aim. Maybe an interesting piercing?
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From:moof
Date:December 15th, 2003 11:43 pm (UTC)

Re: It's weirder when you know them.

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Having a PA or the like would be a better excuse; however, the guy whom I suspect of doing this has rather a different air about him. A somewhat... redolent air. ew.
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From:midiamin
Date:December 16th, 2003 12:50 am (UTC)

Re: It's weirder when you know them.

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Having a PA means not being able to aim very well, sure, but seems like the first time you pee all over yourself, you resign yourself to peeing while sitting down. At least that's how it was for me.

But anyway, yeah, I agree there are way too many guys in the world who don't seem to care about peeing on the seat. What kind of barn these guys grew up in, I dunno.
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From:kaligrrrl
Date:December 16th, 2003 01:54 pm (UTC)
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as bolteroo says, women are just as bad, if not worse. they hover a foot above the seat, in desperate fear that some cooties will contaminate them (even though it's been proven that you *can not* contract anything from a toilet seat) and can't be bothered to clean up afterwards either.
double grr.
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From:bolteroo
Date:December 16th, 2003 03:23 pm (UTC)
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yeah, exactly!
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From:kaligrrrl
Date:December 17th, 2003 01:41 pm (UTC)
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tangent: in that new user pic, your hair looks like a fluffy, purple baby chick.
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From:moof
Date:December 17th, 2003 02:24 pm (UTC)
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Peep peep!
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From:kaligrrrl
Date:December 17th, 2003 09:44 pm (UTC)
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now that's just too cute.
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From:panthergirl
Date:December 18th, 2003 09:49 am (UTC)

Technical Acumen....

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Does not always equal good manners I guess...I'm always amazed by the lack of ability to clean out the work fridge. Ugh. Food in front, science experiments in back.
rm -R /gross_personal_habits

PS - love the hair

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