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May 5th, 2003

that damn percentages purity test thing @ 10:47 pm

Current Mood: prudish
Current Music: Delirium, Silence

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive 81.6%
The Pope is envious
Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness 76.8%
Repressed, are we?
Fucking Sick54.9%
Dipped into depravity
You are 51.41% pure
Average Score: 67%

I find the 'sex drive' score to be the most amusing of the lot; apparently, because I don't try to sk0r3 on the ch1x0rz or fondle asleep people, my sex drive is low. Shamelessness is sorta interesting, too; not having had sex while driving a vehicle more than 10000 lbs gross weight with more than five people watching apparently raises my score.

I guess the scores are more or less to be expected of a pretty heterosexual transvestite who likes holes in his body and things in his butt and doesn't particularly care to fuck in public.

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Date:May 6th, 2003 10:19 am (UTC)
Hrm, I got 47.06%, and I ain't all sweetness & light.

Self-Lovin' 58.3%
Shamelessness 71.4%
Sex Drive 52.6%
Straightness 5.4%
Gayness 21.4%
Fucking Sick 69%

Although, considering the kinds of things you need to do to tick off any more boxes, I should be happy that I didn't score any lower.
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Date:May 6th, 2003 06:57 pm (UTC)
88% pure. (I was surprised I only got 88%, but I guess the act of having sex actually ruins one's score. :-)

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