grand moof tarkin (moof) wrote,
grand moof tarkin

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that damn percentages purity test thing

Your Ultimate Purity Score Is...
CategoryYour Score Average
When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
It takes a couple of drinks
Sex Drive 81.6%
The Pope is envious
Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness 76.8%
Repressed, are we?
Fucking Sick54.9%
Dipped into depravity
You are 51.41% pure
Average Score: 67%

I find the 'sex drive' score to be the most amusing of the lot; apparently, because I don't try to sk0r3 on the ch1x0rz or fondle asleep people, my sex drive is low. Shamelessness is sorta interesting, too; not having had sex while driving a vehicle more than 10000 lbs gross weight with more than five people watching apparently raises my score.

I guess the scores are more or less to be expected of a pretty heterosexual transvestite who likes holes in his body and things in his butt and doesn't particularly care to fuck in public.


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