grand moof tarkin (moof) wrote,
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sex, gender, orientation, and whatnot.

The following [edited] exchange happened on IRC today:

<moof> I seem to give off the impression quite often that I'm gay, no matter how I'm
 attired. it's odd.
<zb> moof: pic pic pic
<moof> zb: www.babymeat.com/~dogcow/mepix/, lots of 'em in there.
<zb> omg
<zb> the shaved head
<zb> ur gay
<zb> first pic confirms
<zb> moof: it's actually what ppl just assume if you're "pretty"
<zb> so take it as a compliment
<moof> "you look good! you have fashion sense! you have taste! you MUST be gay!"
<zb> some ppl get that because they're either really butch females, or really fem
 guys, but you're not fem looking
<zb> moof: exactly
<zb> moof: anyhow that's how it works
<zb> if you're hot, ppl assume you're gay/bi
<ceren> zb: if that were true, I'd get chicks.
<zb> ceren: there's one other thing
<zb> you have to be tall
<zb> sorry
<moof> in a conversation I had with an ex: [When I saw you] I thought you
 were gay. Even when i was making out with you I thought, "Lesbian."
<jk> I only get mistaken for gay by desperate old gay men.
<Moike> haha
<jk> correction, desperate old gay vanilla men.
<jk> further correction
<Moike> moof: my ex was that way, I thought she was fully gay for years
<jk> correction, desperate old gay vanilla men at Folsom Street Fair who are
 hoping to pick up on young impressionable men.
<zb> heh
<mkb> jk, young and impressionable?  heh.
<Moike> moof: then I got drunk at a NYE party, started talking to her online,
 and told her "If you weren't gay, I'd mack on you" 
<Moike> moof: "We hooked up like a week later..."

So, what do y'all think? I'm especially curious as to the responses of those people who haven't met me or whose primary interaction with me is online.

Poll #123258 moof's perceived sex/gender

Which of the following do I come off as? (multiple answers are allowed)

male
2(14.3%)
female
0(0.0%)
straight
0(0.0%)
gay
0(0.0%)
lesbian
0(0.0%)
fag
0(0.0%)
dyke
0(0.0%)
heterosexual
0(0.0%)
homosexual
0(0.0%)
macho
0(0.0%)
sissy
0(0.0%)
femme
0(0.0%)
butch
0(0.0%)
queen
0(0.0%)
queer
0(0.0%)
transvestite
0(0.0%)
transgendered
0(0.0%)
androgynous
0(0.0%)
hermaphroditic
0(0.0%)
asexual
0(0.0%)
kinky
0(0.0%)
deviant
0(0.0%)
dominant
0(0.0%)
submissive
0(0.0%)
polyamorous
0(0.0%)
monogamous
0(0.0%)

Any other attributes I missed?

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