sex, gender, orientation, and whatnot. @ 03:52 pm
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curious
curiousCurrent Music: Fischerspooner, Emerge
The following [edited] exchange happened on IRC today:
<moof> I seem to give off the impression quite often that I'm gay, no matter how I'm attired. it's odd. <zb> moof: pic pic pic <moof> zb: www.babymeat.com/~dogcow/mepix/, lots of 'em in there. <zb> omg <zb> the shaved head <zb> ur gay <zb> first pic confirms <zb> moof: it's actually what ppl just assume if you're "pretty" <zb> so take it as a compliment <moof> "you look good! you have fashion sense! you have taste! you MUST be gay!" <zb> some ppl get that because they're either really butch females, or really fem guys, but you're not fem looking <zb> moof: exactly <zb> moof: anyhow that's how it works <zb> if you're hot, ppl assume you're gay/bi <ceren> zb: if that were true, I'd get chicks. <zb> ceren: there's one other thing <zb> you have to be tall <zb> sorry <moof> in a conversation I had with an ex: [When I saw you] I thought you were gay. Even when i was making out with you I thought, "Lesbian." <jk> I only get mistaken for gay by desperate old gay men. <Moike> haha <jk> correction, desperate old gay vanilla men. <jk> further correction <Moike> moof: my ex was that way, I thought she was fully gay for years <jk> correction, desperate old gay vanilla men at Folsom Street Fair who are hoping to pick up on young impressionable men. <zb> heh <mkb> jk, young and impressionable? heh. <Moike> moof: then I got drunk at a NYE party, started talking to her online, and told her "If you weren't gay, I'd mack on you" <Moike> moof: "We hooked up like a week later..."
So, what do y'all think? I'm especially curious as to the responses of those
people who haven't met me or whose primary interaction with me is online.
Which of the following do I come off as? (multiple answers are allowed)
male
2(14.3%)
female
0(0.0%)
straight
0(0.0%)
gay
0(0.0%)
lesbian
0(0.0%)
fag
0(0.0%)
dyke
0(0.0%)
heterosexual
0(0.0%)
homosexual
0(0.0%)
macho
0(0.0%)
sissy
0(0.0%)
femme
0(0.0%)
butch
0(0.0%)
queen
0(0.0%)
queer
0(0.0%)
transvestite
0(0.0%)
transgendered
0(0.0%)
androgynous
0(0.0%)
hermaphroditic
0(0.0%)
asexual
0(0.0%)
kinky
0(0.0%)
deviant
0(0.0%)
dominant
0(0.0%)
submissive
0(0.0%)
polyamorous
0(0.0%)
monogamous
0(0.0%)
Any other attributes I missed?
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