<moof> I seem to give off the impression quite often that I'm gay, no matter how I'm attired. it's odd. <zb> moof: pic pic pic <moof> zb: www.babymeat.com/~dogcow/mepix/, lots of 'em in there. <zb> omg <zb> the shaved head <zb> ur gay <zb> first pic confirms <zb> moof: it's actually what ppl just assume if you're "pretty" <zb> so take it as a compliment <moof> "you look good! you have fashion sense! you have taste! you MUST be gay!" <zb> some ppl get that because they're either really butch females, or really fem guys, but you're not fem looking <zb> moof: exactly <zb> moof: anyhow that's how it works <zb> if you're hot, ppl assume you're gay/bi <ceren> zb: if that were true, I'd get chicks. <zb> ceren: there's one other thing <zb> you have to be tall <zb> sorry <moof> in a conversation I had with an ex: [When I saw you] I thought you were gay. Even when i was making out with you I thought, "Lesbian." <jk> I only get mistaken for gay by desperate old gay men. <Moike> haha <jk> correction, desperate old gay vanilla men. <jk> further correction <Moike> moof: my ex was that way, I thought she was fully gay for years <jk> correction, desperate old gay vanilla men at Folsom Street Fair who are hoping to pick up on young impressionable men. <zb> heh <mkb> jk, young and impressionable? heh. <Moike> moof: then I got drunk at a NYE party, started talking to her online, and told her "If you weren't gay, I'd mack on you" <Moike> moof: "We hooked up like a week later..."
Which of the following do I come off as? (multiple answers are allowed)
Any other attributes I missed?