Check out them love handles. It's read top to bottom, right to left, and is chapters #6 and #71 from the dao de jing. OK translation here: http://www.human.toyogakuen-u.ac.jp/~acmuller/contao/laotzu.htm (Thomas Cleary's version is much better.)
I got it done at Da Wei Tattoo in Santa Clara, +1 408 983-0833, and am very very pleased. The only bad part was that I didn't get the vaunted endorphin high; that was annoying. This is my first tattoo.