But women’s groups on campus have led a chorus of complaints against the snow penis, arguing that such a display is demeaning to women.

“It was offensive because it was pornographic,” said Amy E. Keel ’04, who said she and her roommate “dismantled” the giant snow penis.

In other news: California taxes suck, and I'd like to beat whomever is responsible for the instructions with a clawhammer; also, my eyebrows are not behaving. Grr.