grand moof tarkin (moof) wrote,
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Our new Pier 1 doormat has the following text:

This 100% natural fiber doormat is handmade by twisting dragon grass into rope and then weaving the rope into the shape of this doormat. Care Instructions: Avoid using in direct sunlight or rain. Intended for partially covered outdoor use. If mold occurs, mix 2 tablespoons of liquid chlorine bleach with 1 quart of warm water and brush stains out. Dry completely before use.

I just love the 'avoid using in direct sunlight or rain' bit. We wouldn't stand for that silliness in the Dominion of Moofbekistan.

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