What I have done today: absolutely fuck-all. Slept in, watched TV, attempted to stretch my increasingly-pissed-off piriformis muscles (now angry on both sides), deleted a bunch of work email, browsed the interwebs, meditated on my sister's directive to not split my tongue because "it would be icky and mom wouldn't like it", and generally tried to convalesce from muscle injury, social overexposure, and a cold. Gotta get dressed and meet ex-coworkers in about an hour, though.

In lieu of actual content, I will merely link to some sloth pictures instead.