It has been brought to my attention that you have been walking barefoot throughout the facility. No only is this a safety hazard but a health issue as well. The City of Sunnyvale Health Inspector makes unannounced appearances throughout our campus on a monthly basis. The inspection areas consist of the cafe's and coffee break bars. If she were to notice you without footwear in those areas, we would be cited and fined.My feet, menace to society!
Given that and the safety and health of yourself as well as other [cutesy term for cow-orker]s, please utilize footwear while here on campus.