Work provided me with a cellphone today; unfortunately, it only speaks Japanese (boo!), is Windows Mobile (booooooooooooo!), and - most importantly - seems terminally unable to get email pages, due to Windows Mobile being utterly retarded and wanting to use Outlook for _everything_ message based. I'll struggle with it a bit more, but I think that last bit has doomed it. Alas.
I have to be up at assoclock (around 6:30AM) tomorrow to get to the office in time for the 3pm Pacific meeting; turns out that the local toll-free number ain't toll-free when you call from a cellphone, and there's no landline here. Bummer.