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September 8th, 2005

(no subject) @ 01:41 pm

Current Mood: silly silly

Things I babble on about when I'm not fully awake:

Homeopathic parthenogenesis - where if you take menstrual blood, dilute it down a million times, and dilute _that_ a million times, you'll get a magical fluid that'll act just like sperm. Perfect for lesbian couples.

Can you hydrogenate semen? If you masturbate in a pure hydrogen atmosphere, will it come shooting out like Pez? It sure would be handy for artificial insemination; instead of a messy turkey baster, you'd have a simple vaginal suppository.

Last night I dreamt that I was able to float by inhaling extra-hard and only keeping the nitrogen in my lungs, and I was able to find the mystery third and four floor of my house that way - the one that had all the videotapes I haven't been able to find for years.
 
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From:elegantelbow
Date:September 8th, 2005 08:54 pm (UTC)
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Telepathic homeopathic parthenogenesis -- as above, but you can complete the whole process using only the power of your mind, and from a distance.
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From:aceofkittens
Date:September 8th, 2005 09:26 pm (UTC)
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Happy belated birthday!
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From:moof
Date:September 8th, 2005 10:21 pm (UTC)
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Thanks! Did you enjoy your porn & eggs?
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From:aceofkittens
Date:September 8th, 2005 11:01 pm (UTC)
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I enjoyed my rub-on tattoo from Porn & Eggs. :)
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From:iphy
Date:September 9th, 2005 03:18 pm (UTC)
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Through homeopathic theories of dilution, I think that there is a part of the last breath that Julius Caesar breathed in every lungful of air that we breathe today. Quoth the SubG: So all the lesbians have to do is wave their snatches around in the air.
From:(Anonymous)
Date:September 11th, 2005 07:25 pm (UTC)

Ideas get diluted too

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It's not entirely accurate (nor entirely inaccurate, I suppose) to repeat the FUDdy old meme about homeopathy and dilution...but the more likely explanation is even less palatable to current mainstream scientific thought, so I'll let y'all do your own researchings.

Also, you can't spell amusement without semen. I'm just sayin'. -- dr.jd
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From:iphy
Date:September 11th, 2005 10:26 pm (UTC)

Humor gets diluted too

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Ok, ok. I admit it. I made a joke. Actually the dilution of the molecules of a breath into the atmosphere we breathe does not entirely fit with the current "thinking" on homeopathy which appears to be attempting to use a misunderstanding of quantum physics to suggest that water, when exposed to certain reagents, will take on a sort of resonance which allows it to remember the qualities of those reagents and thus the efficacy of those reagents is not lost through dilution.

However, at its source, Mr. Hahnemann's theory is merely yet another take on the whole idea of humours common at his time mixed with a healthy dose of sympathetic magic. I don't believe in either and I find the idea of women getting pregnant through waving their snatches in the air hoping to catch some molecules of expired breath from someone long dead equally as believable and a lot more humorous, if you'll forgive the pun.
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From:jenicided
Date:September 16th, 2005 05:57 pm (UTC)
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Let me know if you're still up for dinner tonight!

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