Because computers suck. Hoo boy, do they suck. Grrrrrrr.
(And I have a Fanime ConOps staff meeting in 7.45 hours, too. Good thing I got 14 hours of sleep last night - although I'm not sure it was enough. The time-traveling pugs from my dreams were cute, though. It was quite odd to see them screw up and teleport you to a dimension where there was no yellow at all. That dream also taught me that the powers of the gods are granted by wearing the right eyeshadow.)