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February 12th, 2003

(no subject) @ 06:48 pm

Current Mood: amused amused
Current Music: Chemical Brothers, Come With Us

Our new Pier 1 doormat has the following text:

This 100% natural fiber doormat is handmade by twisting dragon grass into rope and then weaving the rope into the shape of this doormat. Care Instructions: Avoid using in direct sunlight or rain. Intended for partially covered outdoor use. If mold occurs, mix 2 tablespoons of liquid chlorine bleach with 1 quart of warm water and brush stains out. Dry completely before use.

I just love the 'avoid using in direct sunlight or rain' bit. We wouldn't stand for that silliness in the Dominion of Moofbekistan.
 
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From:snakefeathers
Date:February 12th, 2003 07:30 pm (UTC)
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You could always store your doormat in a protective argon atmostphere when you're not using it. After all, you wouldn't want to get it dirty or wet.

And welcome to nationstates! Feel free to make a diplomatic visit to Outer Corvidia, where the sun shines early and often.

I think I may need to visit Moofbekistan, if only to see what a geoduck looks like when it frolics in the lush forests. My mental picture of this is just WRONG.
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From:futureboy
Date:February 12th, 2003 08:18 pm (UTC)
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Have you read Jennifer Government?
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From:moof
Date:February 12th, 2003 09:45 pm (UTC)
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No, I haven't, but it sounds kinda interesting. Is it any good, if you've read it?

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