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June 2nd, 2002

late night infomercial bizarreness @ 02:35 am

Current Mood: thoughtful thoughtful
Current Music: Curve, Already Yours

I was flipping around channels, but whose lovely visage appeared but Ron 'The Hedgehog' Jeremy on a purported talk-show, "Sex Talk". After some wooden acting, they finally reveal what they're shilling - some sort of sexual nutritional supplement named 'ExtenZe'.

There's a Cronenberg flick named eXistenZ, and it involves all sorts of weird biomechanical strangeness. (It's similar in a lot of ways to his earlier movie Videodrome.)

It makes one wonder if upon taking ExtenZe one's schlong would grow to be a three-foot long umbilical cord to a TV set.

 
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From:talaitha
Date:June 2nd, 2002 11:40 am (UTC)
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It makes one wonder if upon taking ExtenZe one's schlong would grow to be a three-foot long umbilical cord to a TV set.

That would make for fun "adventure games"? :P

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