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July 9th, 2005

The Secret Lives of moof, part I @ 07:35 pm

Current Mood: hot hot
Current Music: Jesus Jones, International Bright Young Thing

Things I do when nobody else is around:
  • Sing along with music, often in a goofy and/or operatic voice.
  • Draw.
  • Run around naked.
  • Make odd squealing noises.
  • Look in the mirror and practice smiling and other expressions.
  • Cry. Or masturbate. (Not at the same time.)
  • Try and figure out what I smell like. (I love smelling people.)
  • Geek away the hours.
  • Write in my paper journal.
  • Design big, fanciful projects I'll never get close to building.
  • Recover from being around people.
  • Snooze.


(I'd originally thought about using the word 'alone' or 'by myself', but those don't have the right sense to them. Too negative, too.)
 
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From:jenicided
Date:July 10th, 2005 03:12 am (UTC)
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Moof!

What do I smell like?
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From:moof
Date:July 10th, 2005 04:52 am (UTC)
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I think I remember you smelling quite girly, with a faint citrusy tang - but it's been quite a while since I've seen you, I don't remember for sure.
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From:caladri
Date:July 10th, 2005 04:58 am (UTC)
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OOH! Can this be the "oh mighty moof, what do I smell like, pray tell?" thread? If so, count me in.
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From:moof
Date:July 10th, 2005 05:06 am (UTC)
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Hell, I'm always happy to take a big ol' whiff of people. Unless they're stinky, or I don't like them. (The two are often quite closely correlated.)
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From:caladri
Date:July 10th, 2005 05:07 am (UTC)
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Yes but what do I smell like! Do you need to smell me more? Cause that's cool.
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From:moof
Date:July 10th, 2005 05:10 am (UTC)
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Yeah, I'd need to get a better whiff.
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From:eeyore_grrl
Date:July 10th, 2005 03:22 am (UTC)
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i saw a car with MOOF on the license plate.
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From:moof
Date:July 10th, 2005 04:51 am (UTC)
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That, alas, wasn't me; mine is CAUBRLS.
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From:eeyore_grrl
Date:July 10th, 2005 04:59 am (UTC)
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yeah, it was some girl in it... i was still amused.
From:twid
Date:July 10th, 2005 03:35 am (UTC)
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I love the smell of Moof-palm in the morning.
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From:moof
Date:July 10th, 2005 04:53 am (UTC)
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I've found that people who don't smell good are Bad News to get involved with.
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From:caladri
Date:July 10th, 2005 04:57 am (UTC)
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I'd like to do those things with you!
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From:moof
Date:July 10th, 2005 05:05 am (UTC)
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Ah, but I don't do them when anybody else is around. That's the point.
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From:caladri
Date:July 10th, 2005 05:06 am (UTC)
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I'm just saying for just saying's sake.
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From:karenbynight
Date:July 10th, 2005 06:06 am (UTC)
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Wow, if you replaced "draw" with "read" and "practicing expressions" with "practicing gestures", this could be my list.

Very weird.
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From:vvvexation
Date:July 10th, 2005 06:46 am (UTC)
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At first glance, I thought the last bullet said "sneeze." That would have been amusing.
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From:eumenide
Date:July 10th, 2005 08:53 am (UTC)

olfactory

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I totally want to know what you think I smell like now, though I doubt we've been around each other enough for you to know.
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From:moof
Date:July 10th, 2005 09:06 am (UTC)

Re: olfactory

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Alas, I haven't had the chance to give you any furtive sniffs.
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From:geecat
Date:July 10th, 2005 04:57 pm (UTC)

The Smell Game!

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Oh Moofly One,

How would you describe my smell?
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From:moof
Date:July 10th, 2005 09:04 pm (UTC)

Re: The Smell Game!

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Male, but not musky; there are lots of sweetish orange/grapefruit overtones to it. Quite nice. (It's been a while, so I don't remember for sure.)
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From:bettyscout
Date:July 10th, 2005 06:26 pm (UTC)

chiming in

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I also go right on by smell. It may be the most important thing in arbitrarily deciding whether to continue to know someone or not.
and I hate artificial fragrance for the most part, I like how people smell, but not bo smell specifically, I just don't want any allergic reactions if I have to breathe people in.

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From:causticjb
Date:July 10th, 2005 07:39 pm (UTC)
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I love the smell of moof in the morning.
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From:etoilenoir959
Date:July 12th, 2005 08:41 am (UTC)
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Anyone we could get you to sing Opera for us Con-Ops folk? ^_-

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